How about “Celebration” by Kool & the Gang? “Celebrate good times, come on!”
That’s what I’ll be playing, that’s for sure!
I’m not saying “ding dong the witch is dead” wasn’t a perfect capture of the sentiment, but it’s also really hard to improve on “Lizzie’s in a box” for the sheer ability to send the most insufferable people on the planet into a frothing rage.
How about “Witch, watch, the ding dong’s dead” instead?
It’s gotta be something kids can sing. But what’s another way of saying orange fuck ass motherfucker in a socially acceptable way?
The poo pants man is dead!
The poo pants man is dead!
His pants are clean
The country’s keen
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Na na na na
Na na na na
Hey hey hey
Goodbye
ding dong the bitch is dead
We can adapt one of theirs, how about “Tamp the dirt down” by Elvis Costello?
Ding Dong the rapist’s dead?
Currently, that Tom Petty song with the lyric about “the waiting is the hardest part” seems appropriate.
Lyrics:
You fucked up, you bitch
You really fucked up
You fucked up
You fucking Nazi whoreWell, you dicked me over
But now you’ll pay
You fucked up
Aaaahhh!You fucked up, you bitch
You really fucked up
You fucked up
You [slimy] little shit bitch fuckWell, you dicked me over
But now you’ll pay
You fucked up
Aaaahhh!
Well, you dicked me over
But now you’ll pay
You fucked up
Aaaahhh!We should commission something good.
I don’t think any existing song is good enough nor should it be dragged down by the association.
Sure there is: Highway to Hell. He will be on a highway to hell - in the passing lane.
Perhaps they can use Lily Allen’s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFE6qQ3ySXE – she’s from UK but oh well
I’ve been thinking “Dancing in the Street”
You worthless bitch
You fickle shit
You will spit on me
You will make me spit
And when the Judas howl, arise
And like the Jesus Jews, you epitomize
I’ll still be here as strong as you
And I’ll walk away in spite of you -bauhaus (Crowds)
So I hadn’t heard this song and went looking for it. There are so many songs celebrating her death. https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/04/7-songs-margaret-thatcher-funeral-playlist/
We could always adopt “Lizzie’s in a box”
https://www.tiktok.com/@footballhomeaway/video/7411984090527829281
It’d be fitting since we adopted other songs for our national anthems.
