*eggcelent

Probably 200% next week. Send them now

1

Fine. Send 'em over.

You shoulda joined us a year earlier.

More planes crash after Trump decimates FAA.

You should visit Seattle. Food is somehow even more expensive here than in the Bay Area.

Do you think they give a shit?

Schweig

You think these people give a shit about hypocrisy?

Paywall.

This is zlib

https://www.zlib.net/

I don’t remember that episode of Mythbusters

I really shat the yam on that one.

Oh, for fuck’s sake. I started reading this thinking it was satire, and after it just kept going did I realize that this was serious, and not just some long-form ribbing.

They shouldn’t be able to opt out.

None

Good, that means they won’t try to force them on me.