Clarence thinks he should only count as 3/5ths of a person in the census. He doesn’t even get mad when Trammel Crow calls him boy.

Looking forward to another Moore tornado, but with no warning sirens. When people die will the prosecutors have the nads to come after these dumbshits?

Was the NRA the official sponsor of this moment of self defense or did Glock outbid them?

Yeah, which party do the congress fucks that oppose spending money on modernizing belong to? But Fox won’t draw that connection for their viewing public.

The power to relocate Alabama by drawing a weiner with a marker.

My grandfather was Finnish, so that seems like a natural choice, but I would probably say Uruguay because it seems like a nice relatively affordable place and I could improve my (terrible) Spanish (i don’t speak any Finnish).

Hey, guys, I don’t think Jesus would approve of cuts to Medicaid and Medicare, but keep pretending that you are holier than me.

I would be happy of your stocks got a new basis every year. The delta between the old basis an the new basis is ordinary income and you owe taxes based on that income.

America was pretty great when the Great Galveston hurricane hit, so we need to recreate that scenario. Still the deadliest storm in U.S. history. Maybe that record can fall? Imagine Katrina, but with no evacuation.

I gues we shouldn’t have made fun of moron for thinking Georgia was Alabama. Disrupting climate change tracking is just an added bonus for super petty grudge holder. Prosecutorial immunity for elected officials was a terrible mistake.

Fall guy. Somehow the blame for his obvious incompetence will not be imputed up the command chain.

One of the reasons i don’t make policy decisions: my solution yo the antivax problem is to develop a bioweapon and a corresponding vaccine. Secretly add the new vaccine into all other vaccines for two years. Warn people that the coming flu season is going to be bad and that a new dangerous strain of covid is spreading to increase vaccination rates. Then deploy the bioweapon. No more antivaxxers.

I wonder if they undeleted comments that moderators deleted.

Oof, imagine being described as a “friend” of this tool.

Denialist isn’t strong enough. Misinformation spreader. Deserves prosecution for trying to kill people.

We had one in a Chamber of Commerce that I belonged to. He got really insufferable after the first time he caught it, because “it wasn’t even as bad as the flu.” The second time he caught it he ended up intubated in the hospital with brain damage. I didn’t donate to the relief effort because the outcome pleased me. He eventually lost his business. I don’t know what became of him. He couldn’t really talk after "he recovered. " sadly, they don’t all get the outcome they deserve.

They should rename the state of Georgia in honor of Sherman.

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Ideally, he has a stroke when he sees people protesting his little dick parade.

That percentage is insanely low. What is wrong with the fuckers that approve?

At this point, I am considering posting disinformation on conservative forums along the lines of “my cousin’s friend took an [ld50] dose of aspirin and her covid symptoms completely disappeared within 12 hours.”