• foggy@lemmy.world
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    I just decided I’ll never buy a jeep.

    These kinds of decisions are unilateral. You don’t go in this direction without that being the overarching goal.

    Zero tolerance for this shit. Put ads in something I own, and I’ll sell it, trash it, never buy it again.

    This should be a death rattle for any brand to even consider.

    Fuck Jeep.

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    The corporate overlords have officially weaponized your brake pedal. Every full stop now triggers a mandatory engagement with their propaganda—sorry, extended warranty offers. Because nothing says “customer-centric innovation” like holding your climate controls hostage until you acknowledge their marketing diarrhea.

    Legal? Oh, absolutely. Buried in 87 pages of EULA hieroglyphics you clicked while inhaling dealership coffee. Your consent is perpetual, transferable, and now includes a subscription to existential despair.

    Safety advocates are oddly silent. Distracted driving? Nah, just monetized mindfulness. That red light isn’t a pause—it’s a revenue event. The dashboard has become a Times Square billboard, and you’re the captive audience.

    Solution? Revert to a ’92 Corolla. Analog controls, zero telemetry, and the only pop-up is the hood when you need to check the oil.

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    Can’t wait for the “the doors will remain locked for the length of the ad” update. /s

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      You can’t, they control major parts of the car and cost thousands to replace when they inevitably fail.

      It’s over $10k in Australia for a Corolla infotainment system, the cars won’t drive without one, once the infotainment systems die in the future the cars are scrap metal.

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        I doubt that will do anything at all tbh.

        Businesses believe advertising works, i believe it’s just a way for other businesses to substract money from them.

        I keep getting ads for polestar cars like i can afford that shit, or gambling like it’s something i do regularly (never have and never will) or i get ads for the exact basket i just paid for 2 minutes ago as if i need another load of it (i don’t, obviously).

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    Completely unsurprising while at the same time completely unfuckingreal

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    Article Summery:

    In a move that has left drivers both frustrated and bewildered, Stellantis has introduced full-screen pop-up ads on its infotainment systems. Specifically, Jeep owners have reported being bombarded with advertisements for Mopar’s extended warranty service. The kicker? These ads appear every time the vehicle comes to a stop. Imagine pulling up to a red light, checking your GPS for directions, and suddenly, the entire screen is hijacked by an ad. That’s the reality for some Stellantis owners. Instead of seamless functionality, drivers are now forced to manually close out of ads just to access basic vehicle functions.

    One Jeep 4xe owner recently shared their frustration on an online forum, detailing how these pop-ups disrupt the driving experience. Stellantis, responding through their “JeepCares” representative, confirmed that these ads are part of the contractual agreement with SiriusXM and suggested that users simply tap the “X” to dismiss them. While the company claims to be working on reducing the frequency of these interruptions, the damage to customer trust may already be done.

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      “you agreed to display ads on your vehicles. This vehicle is mine. You may not display ads in it.”

      Honestly I’d have a lawyer on the phone in a heartbeat. I’d be surprised if someone hasn’t already started a lawsuit.

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    I can’t wait for every vehicle to introduce this, thus leading to a perverse incentive whereby drivers go out of their way to avoid stopping as much as possible. How could it go wrong?

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      Just sit at the lights with the brake and accelerator pressed at the same time 👍 what could go wrong?

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      That would reduce fuel usage.

      I bet that those ad guys haven’t even considered or promoted the fact that they can reduce carbon emissions.

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      I imagine the manufacturers and their lawyers are why we don’t have greater access to OBDII and CANBUS info.

      There’s a number of things I’d love to control via CANBUS, like the remote start system, climate control, etc.

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        There’s a program called Forscan you can get that allows you to tweak that kind of thing in Ford vehicles. I don’t know if other makes have equivalent software.

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      I miss cars that had a standardized compartment slot in the dash that allowed you to swap out stereos. Infotainment consoles are a choppy convoluted mess that distracts way too easily while driving.