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It will be a cold day in hell before I make another Reddit account

Paypal: Our products are so bad our own employees don’t use them

It’s got a pretty shallow selection, but it’s pretty great stuff. See, For All Mankind, Foundation, and Masters of the Air are all pretty great IMHO.

Don’t bring your phone to direct action

Dems shoudl shut down the government before the Republicans have a chance to, except without any precedence for it.

She’s falling back into the old “decorum is important” trap which Republicans stopped believing in back in the nineteen hundredn and ninety five with Newt’s shutdowns.

Stop kicking Lucy’s football, Dems

I’m happy for him but this feels pyrrhic

Okay, go ahead and stop him then.

Maybe if you file the right motion he’ll stop.

Or maybe you’ll all end up sounding like sovereign citizens.

“No! These specific primates signed this parchment with these letters so it means you’re not allowed! Violence doesn’t make you right!!”

If the Dems aren’t punching left they’re begging them for money

“Yucatán”

Which means “the end of your finger” because the Spanish asked some folks what they were pointing at and they didn’t understand the question

As soon as I’m on my Good Screen ^tm I’ll do it

Edit: Done

I read something in The Atlantic about how people used to move about every three years and that sounds insane to me.

And also, the phrase “I just read something thing in The Atlantic” makes me feel even older than my gout and shingles.

Some finger wagging and pearl clutching will do the job for sure this time!

Data is a natural resource, a bit between the radio spectrum and mineral rights.

Some data should be available to everybody for free as a benefit to society, like how part of the RF spectrum is available for short range radios.

Weather data is one of these things because it helps everyone from pilots to farmers to kids wishing for a snow day.

Nobody should own the weather.

Actual Bitcoin mining is a lot like sifting through a trash heap

The cathedral and the bazaar yet again

Andy Weir’s “The Martian” will be a fairy tale if we every colonize that planet

Cute that you think they give a damn about the constitution

This was likely at the time of switching to OS X, which is based on FreeBSD

Fuck it, I’ll only buy a Jeep that was used in D Day

I’ll buy a jeep but it will have to be at least 20 years old.