(sorry for the Daily Mail link).
He seems all right to me.
He’s all right, I guess
INTERNATIONAL CRIME RING AFOOT!?
Afoot!
If he stole all of the right shoes, that means everything’s left.
And if everything’s left, did he take anything?There’s plenty left: all the wrong ones.
Seems pretty sinister of him…
You looking for a job as his attorney?
Prosecutors hate this one weird trick!
He seems like an all right guy
If the shoe don’t fit you must acquit.
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To be fair, stealing all the right sided shoes from a shoe store just to irritate Barry Allen is absolutely something Thawne would come up with.
This sounds like leftist propaganda.
also could be the plot of a Phineas and Ferb episode.
BEHOLD, MY RIGHT FOOT SHOE STEAL INATOR
Bet the store owner was hopping mad.
There must be something wrong with this man’s sole.
That joke was already made in the article.
I didn’t read it as it’s the Daily Heil.
There’s an article?
If it’s wrong to take the right shoes, then would it be it right to take the left shoes?
It would be right to take the wrong shoes.
What are you gonna do, chase him? With only your left shoe?? This guy’s smart
I wish that I could say that it isn’t right, but…
In fact, it seems it was all right
All that was left was left.
If you only take what is right then you will never be wrong.
In B4 someone blames the Left
Probably gonna sell them on onefoottwoshoes.com
My guess is he has a new romantic interest who is one legged that he’s trying to impress.
Is her name Peg?
Invite a lot of really bad dancers to buy all the left shoes for cheap
He’s too far into the far-right spectrum!
A righteous man, I see.
