I feel like you’re either just starting to learn rhetoric or military theory, and I am rooting for you either way, there is a lot to learn ahead of you.

A bully always makes sense when the other kid can’t punch back. Aircraft carriers are a wonderful tool as long as small actors don’t have the asymmetric ability to sink them.

In their defense, the doors of the contract opened up, not out, like on poor people’s cars.

Dear god, please tell me this isn’t the best you people can come up with.