Mayor Poopington

Well you have left no details or context whatsoever. All I can say is the only surefire way to get someone back is with a large net and plenty of rope. An unmarked work van helps too.

Anyways, don’t do this because it’s kidnap and super shitty.

I’m sure we could work out a buy 2 get 1 free deal

Just assume they have everything at this point

No idea, I remember being given children’s aspirin growing up.

Wish granted. It’s a neuralink and has like 30 back doors. Your memories have all been replaced by caramelldansen and your visual cortex has been ransomwared.

Hope he doesn’t. I’m afraid they will use the IRS to go after the poor and the shredded remains of the middle class and ignore anyone actually committing tax fraud.

Think the Democrats would build Gaza a Lago?

I suppose it depends how good you are at art. I’m terrible, so it would be really hard for me to recreate