• only you know
  • zombie type is up to you
  • chaosCruiser@futurology.today
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    5 months ago

    I’m going to assume the zombies are the result of a microbial/viral infection reanimating a cadaver. Those muscles aren’t going to stay functional for long, because the body is dead, systems have stopped etc.

    I’ll just get enough water and canned food to survive a week. Just lock the doors and stay inside until the zombies outside stop moving.

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      5 months ago

      I would go with 2-3 month, but after first one they shouldn’t be all that dangerous. Zombies don’t work unless they are of magical kind.

  • zxqwas@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Stock up on canned food, ammo, batteries, fuel etc. Go to a cabin in the wilderness far away from everything. Check that I’ve got the essentials, realize I forgot something. Go back to town to pick it up. Go back to cabin, go back to town to print out some guides on how to preserve food, go back to cabin.

  • EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works
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    5 months ago
    1. Liquidate all my assets
    2. Spend that money on food, bottled water, camping toilets, medicine, etc.
    3. Barricade myself indoors
    4. Wait it all out
  • Spacehooks@reddthat.com
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    5 months ago

    I’d post on lemmy what yall do with 2 days left. That way some folk can go get ready by putting thought in there head while im Ieaving city center to air bnb a cabin in a mountain somewhere and getting a EV and some portable solar panels.

  • qaz@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Stock up, stay inside, and wait for the zombies to die from either dehydration or starvation.

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      5 months ago

      I mean yeah it would suck but why not at least run for the hills get a cutesy air bnb cabin and max out your credit cards on food and ammo?

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        5 months ago

        I guess the better question is: why? To what end? Live out some doomer prepper fantasy? The world would be right fucked and you’d be out in the middle of nowhere by yourself which you could do right now without the zombies.

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          5 months ago

          I mean, you could try, but eventually someone will find you, probably arrest you, and tear down your home

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            5 months ago

            There is so much empty land in the middle of nowhere. If the goal is to never interact with society again, it is unbelievably easy to achieve.

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              5 months ago

              Someone owns that land, because we’ve decided every inch of the planet is already owned

              Human habitation is visible from space. There are parts of every government dedicated to just enforcing just this… Go out and try it, people are arrested for tents on this land, let alone homesteads

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                5 months ago

                Nobody’s looking into space that nobody wants. And people don’t want space that can’t be easily accessed. Win win for you.
                But if you’re determined to remain in US you can buy an acre of land in Alaska for like a thousand bucks, and then you can live there for as long as you want.

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    5 months ago

    Get gun, fishing rod and tackle, salt water filters, and those mre buckets bible thumpers are always selling on tv. Go to the marina and steal a keelboat. Dab on all the land lubbers still on shore.