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Cake day: July 22nd, 2023

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  • Reddit’s sales jumped 71% in the quarter from $250 million a year earlier, the fastest growth rate for any quarter since 2022.

    The company said first-quarter sales will be between $360 million and $370 million, ahead of the average analyst estimate of $358 million.

    Net income almost quadrupled to $71 million, or 36 cents a share, from $18.5 million, or breakeven on a per-share basis, a year earlier. Reddit reported adjusted earnings of $154 million in the fourth quarter, topping analysts’ expectations of $128 million.

    Reddit went public in march at $34 a share and has since seen its stock jump more than sixfold to $216.47 as of Wednesday’s close. The shares were up 32% this year prior to the after-hours selloff.

    Sounds like I should have gone all-in on reddit stock. (If I had had money.)

    Lemmy: HA! Reddit’s DYING!

    Fuck me, the site is poisonous with bots and manipulation, but I’m not going to act like it’s failing. Same exact deal with Facebook. If I find a promising link to those sites, I’ll have a look. Otherwise, don’t participate.


  • How does being married or not change that? Say I beat my wife and she runs away. She can get a police escort to get some of her things. I’ve been on the escorted end of that scenario. (Obviously they won’t wait for a moving service.)

    no legal claim to your belongings

    So you’re saying the law considers everything in a home the property of the person remaining, if they’re married? You should meet some people going through a divorce. It ain’t like that.

    Of course it should be easy to divorce. My first two words: “It’s wrong…”



  • Wasn’t home, my young friend across the street was house sitting.

    Had just seen mom for the last time, dying of COVID in assisted living. Had just seen my nephew who had clearly become paranoid schizo/delusional.

    Dude calls, totally deadpan:

    “There’s a bear in the house.”

    “A black bear?! (LMAO) This is the best news I’ve had all day. Where are you?”

    “In the camping room.”

    “OK, your favorite gun is in there. Put a 410 shell in it and wait; he’ll go away.”

    Kid called his mom, who freaked and called 911. 7 cops cars come rolling up, sirens and lights blasting, bear was chilling on the porch. LOL, he knocked my fence flat running away, never seen again.

    Had to talk to a cop supervisor couple of years later. I was going to confront a neighbor about stealing my pet pig.

    “Just go up there and politely ask for him back, call if you get any hassle. And BTW, aren’t you the guy who had a bear in his house a couple of years back? I was on that call!”