Ozzy Osbourne is still alive?! …we need an autopsy crew to just start following him around 24/7. Whatever trial-of-the-grass shit all those drugs did to his body, there’s some Witcher level mutagens going on here that we would do well to investigate when he finally does die.
Denial first, surprises later.
Rot in prison.
Failing that… fire up the Luigi signal?
A man who’s above the law isn’t following the law??
Daaaaaaaang.
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…so, uh… I noticed he’s still not in jail. Did y’all have a backup plan?
As is tradition.
He’s just a history buff - best to just play along with the reenactment and aim for the center.
Lazyjournalismachu
AF vet here. Big govt personnel cutbacks followed by “Oh shit!” followed by hiring expensive contractors that do half the work is a tale as old as Uncle Sam.
…that said, I dunno if there will be an “Oh shit” moment this time around: Trump is acting on malice, not stupidity. Weakening the US is his goal.
It’s super effective!
pokemon battle music
tripped over something
Greed.
Trump and Putin breaking up with each other would be best case scenario for Ukraine.
Trump isn’t going to send them any aid to actually support them, but I could see him doing it to spite another dictator that he’s currently offended by.
34-time convicted felon, rapist, con artist, and insurrectionist broke the law?!
Well that certainly wasn’t on my 2025 bingo ca-- oh wait, no there it is, I always forget about the free one in the middle.
If these dipshits didn’t spend the last presidency asleep at the wheel we wouldn’t be in this mess right now.
Ya want to be the opposition now? Read up on how to best handle a Nazi and apply those techniques to your daily life. Hint: the answer isn’t writing legislation.
but to force Republicans to explicitly vote for musks continued assholery
You say that as though it’ll cause even a second of hesitation from those shitstains to enthusiastically vote for musk’s continued assholery…
No one elected Hitler either - he was appointed chancellor by German president Hindenburg.
We’ve been following the pre-Nazi playbook to the letter, and an octogenarian just handing out a fuck-ton of power to a vocal shitstain is one of the many parallels.
Even Jewish people defend Nazis right to free speech
How did that work out for them?
Almost every posting on https://www.usajobs.gov/ was just pulled.
I only really hear about the healthcare side of things, so on that note the VA (and veterans who get care there) just got FUCKED.
…this is gonna to cause a tsunami of demand on the private sector that’s already hanging on by a thread.
We are firmly in the ‘find out’ phase.
To the contrary, it’s immoral not to.