I’m not sure how Greenland is Putin’s to give. Denmark has a military and Greenlanders wouldn’t just sit back and let themselves be annexed.

Thank you!

No, I know they didn’t think it through. That’s why I want to know how it’s going to work.

Last I checked, planes not run by the Air Force flew to pretty much every country on the planet. Also, there are boats. And if we’re talking the Americas, cars and trucks.

And if they have served their time, why do they need to be deported in a military plane?

I mean I don’t know if he intended to give China a massive assist with his dumbass tariffs, but he sure is.

A vast amount of it used to be Mexico.

Or, you know, the thousands of other languages that existed.

Sorry, distilling everything indigenous down to the Cherokee is a pet peeve of mine.

Still the same guy, but the Firesign Theater suggested decades ago that the country be called Vespucciland.

And yeah, we name everything else after people’s last names.

Except they don’t want them to learn about sex. So how the hell is this even going to work?

It’s been pretty great for China so far.

Wait, that’s not what you meant, was it?

I would suggest that either Apple capitulates and is made part of the system or Apple refuses and is removed from the system. Because if the goal is everyone to use a government controlled phone, it doesn’t really matter if Apple is involved or not.

And expecting any massive corporation to do the thing that will make them less money is to just expect things that never happen.

That’s a good point.

Maybe we shouldn’t have them do that in the first place either and if there are dangerous cartel members in the U.S., they can be put in U.S. prisons.

They don’t have to call her when she’s super eager to tell them.

I think you need to read this conversation, because you are making less and less sense.

Me:

Oh right, I forgot that if you are in the Air Force, that is the only possible way you can dress at all times. Never does anyone in the Air Force ever wear anything other than that.

You:

Why else would I be making so many comments?

Your question does not follow what I said, and you literally made it about you making comments as if that had any relevance to the suggestion that Air Force personnel can only wear one type of outfit.

Or are you saying you’re one of the people in that photo and that’s why you think this is something about you?

I think we’re going to have to change that fairy tale to “The Goose that Laid the Egg.”

I think it’s the past of Germany if anything…

War going that badly is it, Vlad?

Your question doesn’t even follow what I said. I wasn’t even talking about you. Not everything is about you.

Oh right, I forgot that if you are in the Air Force, that is the only possible way you can dress at all times. Never does anyone in the Air Force ever wear anything other than that.