What in Uncle Sam’s name would it have taken for Trump to lose the election?
if he stopped sounding angry and slow, or if the Democrats started sounding angry and slow
Nobody knew the economy could be so complicated!
Or that healthcare was complicated or that Puerto Rico was an island. There appears to be no limit to the ignorance.
I remember him claiming to have spoken to the president of PR, when was the island thing?
God trump is so colossally fucking stupid and so are all of his idiot supporters
What’s his next 4D chess move? Total embargo so those ungrateful foreigners can no longer sell their inferior crap to the States?
No because then it will be obvious when all his Chinese made bullshit merchandise is still available.
To the surprise of no-one.
You know, it seems like there are a lot of voters out there genuinely shocked that tariffs make things more expensive for the country that imposes them…
Trump loves the poorly educated.
I suppose I should have said “no-one with a functioning brain.”
I’m sure DJT is legitimately surprised, if he is even aware at all.
US Emerges a Biggest Laser
What?!
US Emerges as Biggest Loser
Oh, ok…
You know, I have one simple request, and that is to have sharks with frickin’ loser beams attached to their heads!
