May he lose all his money

If only there was some way this could have been prevented

Republican leaders are people who would watch The Handmaid’s Tale and think they’re supposed to agree with the villains

The Republican party deserves to die for allowing Donald Trump to rise to power. The Democrat party deserves to die for being useless to stop them. America needs a whole new fresh start with new parties

None of Trump’s policies have any basis in reality

He should be arrested

Also Easter

Emperor Musk

You mean Trump and Musk are getting divorced?

Can’t or won’t?

We talking about Trump?

The price of liquor!

But what if he runs for office? Then he can’t be convicted, right?

By “obscene” they mean a guy flirts with a guy. Meanwhile a full on sex scene isn’t “obscene” so long as it’s heterosexual

I’m so depressed about what’s happening in America, I didn’t even attempt any April Fool’s jokes

He should run for congress because there are no consequences for crime if you get elected before the justice system has time to convict

Yes

Don’t let Musk or Vance watch The Handmaid’s Tale

Good thing the people who were concerned about this refused to vote

And this will improve public health?