Newsflash: Social network owned by Nazi turns out to have a lot of Nazi content.

What’s the point of rules if the president can just ignore them? Were they just counting on the president not being the sort of person who would break the rules? That seems like a bad plan.

Aw, that sucks that they’re infesting Linux, too. I thought that free/open source would be too commie-socialist for them.

Leave it to cryptos to make simple things stupidly difficult. This whole piece you quoted was hilarious, but this part especially stuck out for me:

The base protocol doesn’t use tokens, which lets people who don’t have interest in cryptocurrency (yet) use it for free

Yeah, you’re right. Trump would never do anything that’s a conflict of interest.