give me ANYTHING that’s open-source and not tied to google or apple. i don’t care if it’s shit. i’m old. i just need a phone and maybe some pics and browsing.

can you imagine what it must be like to do mainstream satire in 2025? fucking grim. if you want to be an optometrist, just remember that most of the best laughs come from some of the worst places. i just hope y’all can see that.

but most importantly: white

i know that “nsfw” is technically correct here, but i really wish we’d start to designate between graphic depictions of human anatomy. i was kinda hoping to see some upside-down boobs, tbh :P

that’s the first time i’ve seen this pic of Mussolini. Imagine what it would look like if he wore big suits and bronzer.

it’s called the “whore of babylon” approach.

god, i’m glad i’m not the burger-taster at the white house these days

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doesn’t it feel weird to pine for THOSE old days?

so you’re happy in your format, and i’m happy in mine. i don’t owe you an “opinion at the bottom”.

it won’t be any better - i just hope it kills this “news amagomaltherahjhagal” bullshit (edit+) when everyone figures out it’s all ad-bait bullshit that’s ruining out lives.

reddit will die when digg comes back as worse than reddit. all ill rejoice. all will suffer.

i think they want to be 9gag. remember that site? me neither.

nah, they’re just bringing back the roaring 20s!

digg is gonna relaunch soon and kill it. it’ll become like facebook. pure poetic justice. i was on reddit back in 2008. it isn’t even fair now to say it’s just a shell of what it used to be. btw old.lemmy.world is a thing i like. and it (kinda) works with RES, too!

“paging mike judge… paging mike judge…”

so reddit just added shadow-banning to its arsenal of tools that hurt users and do absolutely nothing for moderators.

just in case anyone was wondering why i’m here now…

i know full well what you mean. i think it’s best for everyone else to know how crazy you are, though, too.

if i’m the idiot that you suppose i am, then i guess i’ll have to hear it again. what is a “sea-lion”?

is “sea-lion” the new “fetch” now or something?

do you have a patreon? i’d glady subscribe. i love hate-paying for stuff