It’s more like a game of 4-D chess being played by two of the stupidest nepo-babies on Earth.

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Looks like coal’s back on the menu, boys! (Ugh.)

… or, we get lots and lots of 2D, sidescrolling, pixel-art games with anime tiddy cover art.

PM me your Apple zero-days. /s

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endless maze of irrelevant facts

oh on I’ve been turned into an AI :(

Making premarital sex illegal: He’s fine with that.

State-mandated couples: too far…?

Yaaarrrrrrrrr fucking kidding me.

Meanwhile, in tech giants’ boardrooms across the country:

If it has an Xbox-style, controller-first interface, and its cost is subsidized by future game sales, that would be interesting. But at this point the Xbox division seems like they’re just phoning it in these days.

Worried this will just be another expensive, “us too!” handheld PC with poor battery life.

I think the Borg would take one look at me and declare me a total loss.

Billionaire paranoia is leaking into their AI servants.

With our luck, he’ll wind up also refusing to feed Jim Belushi.

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Unfortunately, the impact of an actual snowflake on a Cybertruck will irreparably damage its finish.

For the last time, I didn’t leave a kill switch – I just refused to document anything!

Someone will have to figure out how to get one of the sides to stop believing that the country would be a paradise if only their opponents could be completely eradicated, first.