This has so been done. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conclavism

Hefty tariffs on communion hosts

I mean… yes, that’s what they do?

It’s like, he was pretty woke for a Pope, but, he was still a Pope.

I don’t think things would have worked out well had he gone full prog anyway. There’d be schisms for sure. Hell, Trump would probably declare an American Catholic Church and have himself elected Pope of it. (Shit, I really shouldn’t have given him that idea)

I don’t really know which way he personally felt. But even a Jesuit at the end of the day is a Catholic.

Is Francis really your name? What’s on your birth certificate?

His last words: “Dear Father in heaven, that unsufferable man!”

But according to TERFs and fash, she is a guy though

There’s some hope… part of Francis’ papacy involved him promoting more open-minded cardinals (who are the ones who choose popes) but we’ll see

Subs be deleting shit left and right lately, it’s becoming unusable

Lot of it is bots, but lot of it is also shit mods. And lazy mods letting the bot do shit without any review.

I’ve been meaning to look into PinePhone myself.

Fun fact: They did. Rush Limbaugh had a proud “keep spraying” campaign.

Oh god yes. They all literally invented a fake illness called “seat belt burn.” I kid you not. And this was the 80s before commercial Internet, so it spread organically.

I don’t generally mind the smoking bans, but I wish there existed some indoor spaces where it could be done. They are very limited and mostly exclusive.

Trumpers would start eating asbestos for breakfast just to pwn the libz

Hi, I hate America, please deport me.

Pretty please?

I’m a citizen, but that shouldn’t matter anymore…