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1·2 days agoTrump approval falls to 43%, lowest since returning to office *
The Poutine accord: Hereby written and to be enshrined into law and agreement: upon the rescission of tariffs previously imposed by individual-1 and a public apology, Canada hereby announces it’s intention to restore fair market to all previously limited American products and make available upon the fulfillment of the following condition: Ingesting no blood control medication or compounds designed to aid in the ease of digestion or control levels of cholesterol, individual-1 agrees to, upon witness by present representative of Canadian government and the livestream thereof, consume no fewer than 8(eight) servings of Poutine a day, each serving weighing no less then 330 grams (or 2 pounds, if you insist on using imperial measurements.) This condition will apply until the length of time elapses equivalent to the length of time between when the excessive tariffs were enacted until the time of their removal.
In the unlikely circumstance that a serving is not streamed for viewing a recording of the event will be accepted as long as the Canadian representative is visible in the frame and there is irrefutable proof of the current date provided. Should these criteria be unable to be met also acceptable is doubling either the (a) serving size of the remaining servings constituting the remainder of the agreement of the (b) amount of servings per day.
The undersigned parties agree to stated terms fully and without reservation.
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Same aged kids are ‘practically an adult’ when congressmen traffic then.
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something something live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
The lizard suit wasn’t even designed to do that, but he’s such a great man he made it happen anyway.
When asked follow up questions he admitted that he wasn’t certain of any further actions to be taken, as putin now only gives a single instruction at a time.
I think he should attack Greenland.
Hell, I’d even let him take a pair of chopsticks with him, if he can fit it in his kayak.
8·6 days agoI suspect the government(s) that represent the bulk of the funds behind xAI threw the money out to continue operating exactly as he has been.
1·6 days agohe’d prefer everyone refer to hitler as ‘the original musk?’
damn those tricky accidental nazi gestures.
unfortunately I didn’t think my own actions through, the placement of your gif and the context compelled me to like it, now I feel dirty.
The mind boggles at what could beat what’s already been outed, best not to think into that too deeply, I suppose.
Is that how this works? I declare a 3 day workweek!
my facebook account went away before my reddit account. After getting mo old account banned and then two new ones right after each other I deleted my accounts and just lurked, seeing a post of one of the ICE victims being disappeared and 5 or 7 comments were supporting the police sanctioned racists made me stop lurking as well.