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Unironically would be better for our economy than anything his father has suggested

I mean you say that but he’s been wearing him on his shoulders like body armor since the day after. He’s definitely a shield.

Nearly an entire generation lacks the wisdom that comes with struggle and now we’re reaping the effects of that.

$38K LMAOOOOOOOO

Yeah try that again but this time for $300k, asshole

They are definitely super willing to break the seal, just nobody has built a good target ID system yet that won’t fire on civilians.

If you just need everyone in a 10 mile radius dead, you could send in the hunter bots, or you could just shell the area with heavy artillery from three countries away. We already have that problem solved. Once we have a reliable target ID system I guarantee you’ll start seeing unmanned equipment in war.

We also said overturning Roe V Wade had no chance of passing. We also said “the president is immune to all crimes” had no chance of passing. We also said many other things they’ve passed had no chance.

I’m not holding my breath.

Oh, sorry, I wasn’t aware that the Columbia and UCLA police are Joe Biden, or that local police forces take orders directly from the president.

Unironically, yes. We were forced to choose between:

A) a historic ally of ours is doing something bad… We will speak out against them. We will not yet cut off supplies because we need the world to see that an American alliance can be relied upon. But we will speak out against these actions.

B) KILL EM! PUT BULLETS IN THE BABIES! KILL EM ALL! BOMBS BOMBS BOMBS BOMBS BOMBS YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH BABY!!! FULL STEAM AHEAD! WE LOVE YOU MR NETANYAHU!

Clearly these two things are the same.

In his first term the sky turned blood red and rained ashes while a deadly plague ripped through the streets of America, you’d think the people looking for Messages from God might have taken the hint

Sure, sometimes I miss doing drugs in college.

Mostly I miss the relative stability of society during those times, when the biggest news story of the cycle was that Obama wore a tan suit and liked Dijon mustard.

At the time we were reeling from Bush and the Iraq War situation but those feel like small potatoes now these days, even if they weren’t then.

“Daddy said it was okay”

This needs to be a legal requirement. I don’t care about the patch jackets but disclosing political sponsors in an obvious fashion should be required of all political candidates or office holders at all times. They work for the people, not the other way around, and the people need better visibility of this.

If you enjoy this, have a peek at The Jargon File. Classic hacker slang is something else.

It does have withdrawal symptoms, and they’re not fun, but they are usually not deadly.

Having a paper trail that they did so will be important if we ever regain control of our country. I want every receipt of every action to be a matter of national history data.