I prefer uncut. Sometimes, when it’s cut, you can tell that it’s been done poorly and it looks really weird. Sometimes it’s so bad, I need to get a knife and fix it before the main event! Other times, it’s too large and I need to cut it down to the right size before I shove it in my mouth.

I hate when they fuck up my pizza slices :(

You realize that there are proportionally more “old hags” out there than 18-20 year-olds? And that there are also proportionally more “old” people who may feel more attracted to those “old hags” that are closer to their age?

Edit: took the time to find the wiki page referencing how even our founding fathers liked older women