In a country so morally corrupt as the US, virtue signaling is necessary, as are instructions in shampoo bottles.

No, pranks are insulting. I don’t bully the people I care for.

I’m not your monkey.

I don’t. Pranks are done by bullies.

Found the damn prankster.

My Sony PRS-T1 ebook reader. Still working fine and without rooting (I will updated its software before learning that rooting it required a prior version).