No. Turns out having to remove from your toilet an uncooperative frog that was just swimming in your pee is not a good time.

Or he’ll just ignore the court entirely.

Florida scarlet snake. Disconcerting to find a danger-colored snake in your house at midnight, even if it’s harmless. Very surprised I found it before the dog or six cats did.

I’ve had a toilet frog sneak-attack my butt while I was sitting on the toilet.

More common in geckos, I think, but yes.

It’s small enough that I can post a comment on something, and my girlfriend will independently run across my comment. Though she doesn’t read the usernames, so she doesn’t know it was me. Then I’ll mention it and she’ll say “oh yeah, I saw that comment.”

“Morally good” as defined by who? Because according to the Bible, God’s a dick. Wouldn’t look to that fairytale to seek morality.

It absolutely does not.