Paying for vanity plates is too expensive. It was cheaper to legally change my name to “PJR 567”.

Israel wants to “cleanse” Gaza. I wonder what Adolph would think. What a clusterfuck this is.

This sounds like another lepree con.

M.U.S.K. (Make United States Kneel). How one South African tried to topple the american superpower.

I agree. It rarely is ever just one thing. I do put the nazi salute at the top of the list though.

It’s the nazi salute, elon. It was the nazi salute all along.

Man, once they’ve got a lair the compost is really gonna hit the Cuisinart!

The rides of March.

Wall street is also fed up with rich insiders gaming the system so badly that it is close to collapse. We need something better than this ancient relic of a “stock market” system.

April Fools!

Was it a letter, or are they just testing a hypothesis?

Just a couple of business men doing business.

Just what we need, at a time when it’ll do the most good! /s

I hope his phone call after the announcement isn’t…“Hey Vlad! Vlad! I invaded something!”

This just in “One South African Man Topples American Superpower”, film at eleven.

Not only that but make it cheaper and give me the option of power windows or not. I can crank my own windows up and down, I don’t need it “motorized”. Let’s make cars available to the masses again.

“Hmmm…I think it’s worth seventyhundrillion…yeah that sounds right…seventyhundrillion”.

I always get a kick out of what vance is told to say.

Thanks america!

Safer and more reasonable to assume it is fraud.