No you’re thinking of the Secretary of Homeland Security. I hope.

On second thought, it’s a moot point.

Looks like. yeah.

republiQan women are okie-dokie with this.

It’s what tiny baby Jesus would want.

Well, “we” arent’ but there’s a hype machine in operation bigger than anything in history because a few tech bros think they’re going to rule the world.

Christ

It’s been three weeks.

How’s Ferguson doing

Surprisingly, yes

SC already agreed to eat shit in . . . 2020? 18? Whenever their last chance was.

Couldn’t have happened to nicer fascist enablers.

Oh no way. It was a year(s)-long process to get to the cloud, then the devs got hooked on all the toys AWS was giving them and got strapped in even further. They couldn’t get out now if they wanted to. Not without huge expense and re-writing a bunch of stuff. No CTO is going die on that hill.

They jumped in the cloud for the same reason they jumped into AI - massive hype. Only the cloud worked. And now % of the profits are all Amazon’s. No app store needed. MuwAHhahahAhahahaa

Turns out, spitting out words when you don’t know what anything means or what “means” means is bad, mmmmkay.

It got journalists who were relevant experts in the subject of the article to rate the quality of answers from the AI assistants.

It found 51% of all AI answers to questions about the news were judged to have significant issues of some form.

Additionally, 19% of AI answers which cited BBC content introduced factual errors, such as incorrect factual statements, numbers and dates.

Introduced factual errors

Yeah that’s . . . that’s bad. As in, not good. As in - it will never be good. With a lot of work and grinding it might be “okay enough” for some tasks some day. That’ll be another 200 Billion please.

You can say Space Needle. We get it.

She remains a strong supporter of Trump, a fellow Republican who has been accused by about two dozen women of sexual misconduct dating back to the 1970s. He has been found liable in court for sexual abuse.

The third-term lawmaker from South Carolina, who is considering a run for governor, also accused her would-be GOP rival of not investigating the allegations.

. . . based entirely on a tweet from Crane where he said he will be “drafting articles of impeachment for US District Judge Paul Engelmayer. Partisan judges abusing their positions is a threat to democracy. The left has done ‘irreparable harm’ to this country. President Trump and his team at DOGE are trying to fix it.”

The actual articles may or may not have materialized yet. They’re definitely not on his site.

Wow Google’s licking boot like there’s no tomorrow.

Fucking shameful.

AI will never not-require a human to hand hold it. Because AI can never know what’s true.

Because it doesn’t “know” anything. It only has ratios of usage maps between connected entities we call “words”.

Sure, you can run it and hope for the best. But that will fail sooner or later.

The core takeaway is that except for a few instances the executives still don’t understand jack shit and when a smooth talking huckster dazzles them with ridiculous magic to make them super rich they all follow them to the poke.

Judges and Executives understand nothing about computers in 2025. that’s the fucked up part. AI is just how we’re doing it this time.

I think they were suckered in also by the supposed lower cost of running services, which, as it happens, isn’t lower at all and in fact is more expensive. But you laid off the Datacenter staff so. Pay up, suckers.

Neat toolsets though.