Pretty sure law only applies to certain people sometimes.

Pelosi for pres! Cause democrats! Ahhh we are so fucked…

Holy shit! He’s still alive?

Is Trump afraid of Pootin? It seems more like a profound sexual attraction. Well… maybe it’s both.

Furry blankets. Great advances have been made in blanket technology in the past few years. Buy a couple synthetic microplush blankets that feel like rabbit fur and cocoon yourself in them. Always helps me. Even if that doesn’t work for you, have hope! There is the hope that blankets may be even softer in the future.

Also, have you tried mushrooms?

Okay. Hear me out.

Minecraft and cough syrup.