God's hairiest twink

*American

Preferably with a vice

Out of curiosity, could you live and work in Texas but do all your shopping outside to pay the absolute bare minimum in taxes?

Lol my dumbass thought you meant glueing the strings to your fingers to force you to play

Couldn’t you just treat the socketed ram like another layer of memory effectively meaning that L1-3 are on the CPU “L4” would be soldered RAM and then L5 would be extra socketed RAM? Alternatively couldn’t you just treat it like really fast swap?

As someone in a similar situation I’d recommend using a free tier oracle vps with a wireguard tunnel to connect to you services. Effectively just using the vps as a proxy for your own network. Here’s a guide that should work for your purposes https://github.com/mochman/Bypass_CGNAT