Better luck next time.

Man, when (when, not if) Putin dies eastern Europe is going to have a weeeeird power vacuum

Sweet, bunch of cheap laptops about to flood the market

Carlin called it years ago. I miss him.

https://youtu.be/sJeFrqBJF6E

Wonderful.

I left my cell, my pager and my home phone at the bottom

God I hope there’s some engineer somewhere at X quietly sabotaging all of their services.

Should plant a timed zip bomb on the servers that autoruns on reboot

Indeed, how could I forget quite possibly the best game Bungie ever put out

I’m sorry to say… you are HIV Aladeen

Aladeen.

Halo 1, 2, 3 & Reach

Dingus.

It’s such a good soft insult, like doofus

The Moon.

Failing that, Low Earth Orbit.

I’m confronted by this fucker’s stupid fucking face every goddamn day

Deal with it you fucking child

Wake me up when he’s behind bars.

Nothing will fucking happen.

Cause it’s fun to sometimes go back and see what you were like at that point in time, just like photos