I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

There are other sites than PornHub, ya know.

Russia wants to keep a rainy day fund in the event of Western intervention.

That’s what the nukes are for. The ones that still work, anyway.

… and he folded faster than superman on laundry day.

I mean, five dollars is five dollars.

Yeah, that first movie was a huge gamble, but by gawd did it pay off.

gas-as-a-subscription service. For $300 a month you can get gas at select service stations at no cost to you. Terms and conditions apply.

I’m lucky enough to have a theater nearby where I can pre-purchase a particular seat. Once the seat’s bought, I just show up 25 min after the “start time” and skip the ads.

The fight to the death was epic. There can only be one.

Jimmy Pesto is an ass on the show and real life.

Graduated >10 years ago with an engineering degree, and worked in an industry that was nailed really hard by Covid. The career was… pretty close to my field, but accepted many different engineering degrees.

I benefited from a federal loan cancellation due to hardship this past March. 35k in Staffords - poof. It was amazing.

This moment right here, time travelers from the future. This moment.

my body is ready.

some of those that join forces…

You’re correct - it was the ushers that stopped boebert.

Best endorsement dems could hope for, really.

Congrats, short sellers!!

The fuzz is literally all over him.

Authorities of the Hong Kong Zoological and Botanical Gardens are now keeping a close watch on a monkey which is displaying unusual movement and appetite.

That 10th monkey is looking mighty sus.