Plot twist: Trump and Musk are secretly champions of Liberalism and Democracy who, striving to strengthen again our antibodies against fascism and populism, decide that the world needs new villains to unite against and selflessly sacrifice themselves.

As the two grow frustrated from the weak reactions, their antics become increasingly over-the-top to the point of caricature.

• I ran on a platform of insulting everyone and they elected me. Including most of the ones I was directly threatening with deportation

• yeah, I did a f*ing Nazi salute right at your inauguration. Twice, to make sure it got caught on video

• ha good one! I said I’d annex Canada and Greenland. Oh, and that I’d turn Gaza into a great resort!

• Sh#t, that was a good one, surely there’s a crowd with pitchforks out there now? No? The f*k is wrong witth these people!?

and it is his cherished state

Yes it’s a particularly dumb slogan when most of their common “plan” is about destroying Europe. They are basically saying “can we go back to hating and periodically invading each other?”.

These guys are united by their dislike of each other. Which is fair enough, because I really dislike every single one of them too. I just wish instead of all this talking they mounted on their horses and jousted, like back then when Europe was, you know… great?