Which is highly illegal under the EU

Maybe it’s time for Europe to make a Trump-style “deal” with the US for Ukraine

Mangia the rich

Time was when an American about to go abroad would be warned by his friends or the guidebooks not to drink the water. But times have changed, and now a foreigner coming to this country might be offered the following advice:

If you visit American city,

You will find it very prett

Just two things of which you must beware

Don’t drink the water and don’t breathe the air!

Pollution, pollution!

They got smog and sewage and mud.

Turn on your tap

And get hot and cold running crud!

• Tom Lehrer

Oh yes, please, older people, maybe I’ll have my late great grandma run a campaign for the democrats from her grave.

Edit: not that I prefer a republican after trump. I’m certainly not far right. But I’m tired of seeing running leaders being this old. Can you americans get AOC to run for once?