With 1.5TB capacity micro sd cards available, a pigeon could probably deliver 12-18TB.

Mint.

I have my mum (67) and my partner using it.

Libre office and Firefox cover 99.9% of all the things mum actually does.

My partner uses blender, krita and audacity also.

Auto updates… Almost no tech support.

Wait. Event Horizon has bad ratings.

That movie rocked.

They are in a war with reality, and reality went and invented the nuke.

Starship troopers.

I saw it when it came out. I was young and the action was awesome.

Watching at an adult… The fascist themes are so obvious, I wonder how young me missed them.

The lion king.

It sucks that Syncthing is discontinuing its android app

It would be up near the top of my list.