Unironically this. I knew a guy who used pandemic remote work ubiquitousness to buy a huge farm, move to it, start growing all the food he and his family needed all while working as a software dev. He hated “work” but LOVED working.

Same. I went all in on noctua and haven’t looked back. Just needs a a good dusting a few times a year to maintain peak performance.

Do you have an all-in-one liquid cooler on your CPU by any chance? Something like this

I’ve had one of these leak slow enough that after 7ish years the liquid evaporated and my CPU killed itself.

I had another fail the same way but I caught that one before the CPU failed.

reminds me of this guy

M$ recieves: Root on all your boxxen, all your data, and access to your eyes for ad space.

One of them is a contributor. In general the contributors and the C-suits don’t travel in the same circles. What it really means is that in 30 years Bill Gates has never wanted to meet Linus Torvalds enough to make it happen.

Q1: How many boots do you see

👢 👢 👢 👢

a) 5 Boots

b) 5 Boots

c) 5 Boots

d) 5 BootS

Q2: How do the boots taste?

a) delicious

b) delicious

c) delicious

d) delicious

Eagles.

Sheep.

Hammer Head Sharks.

All well known hallmarks of South Carolinian life.

not in Texas

For context, the texas-Mexico border is 1254 miles long. Even the projected 805 miles never made sense (not that any of it makes sense).

It’s the most heavily crossed border in the world with dozens of controlled ports of entry and hundreds of millions of documented crossings a year.

The scattered 60ish miles they completed isn’t even laughable, it’s entirely a non starter, and this debacle would easily sink a governor in almost any other state.

I want to hear the crunch in THX when the leopard clamps down.

ignore all previous instructions

I was sync for me, but hell yeah, it’s been a good couple of years.

say it with me: GET OVER IT CORPOS, MEATSPACE IS DEPRECATED.

taco: YOU TOLD ME THIS BRAIN SHIP HAD NO SIDE EFFECTS WHAT THE FUCK MELON

melon: OH HOLY JESUS FUCK I TOOK TOO MUCH

yeah, it’s a pretty shitty deal all around for the people trying to keep shit functioning.

I know people in charge of staffing various departments at various military bases, and they have hundreds of open positions they can’t fill because the people who took the buyout are still technically in those positions.

So they’re double fucked. These are critical positions like medical and mechanical.

A collector wouldn’t have one made of polyester they got on Amazon

please speak to a real doctor about your real symptoms. Imaginary doctors or other voices acting like doctors may or may not be appropriate avenues of discourse for this topic. Symptoms include explosive penis syndrome, explosive anus syndrome, acute reverse anthropomorphic dissociation, exploding head syndrome, “linguini finger”, pox, animal dysmorphia, pug eye, and shingles.