Probably 5

I deleted my last account on another instance and started a new one. So technically I’m not really NEW. But to answer your question, I wanna die.

Oh, dang. From the top turnbuckle!

I was being facetious. I make joke.

That’s what Trump does. He claims others are cheating and doing the thing that he actually does.

• puts pinky to lip *

Twenty Billion Dollars!!!

So, what? Biden stole the election first. That means he can do it this time. Probably.

EDIT:

facetious:

adjective

    not meant to be taken seriously or literally:

    a facetious remark.
    amusing; humorous.
    lacking serious intent; concerned with something nonessential, amusing, or frivolous:

    a facetious person.

I hereby claim that the law was broken! Arrest Elon!