Voting takes you V minutes?! Wish I were that lucky, it was a day long ordeal for me. Feels like the sort of thing you should just be able to do on an app given modern technology.

Oh man, do capybaras eat crocodile ticks? Or just having that adorable fuck around a mad PR move.

IDK what to tell you, sleep on a bed of crocs long enough and find out.

Hrm, so what do you think? Accelerationism? Don’t want no unnecessary violence but don’t see sucking establishment dick werkin’ to whit.

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but those capybaras do eventually get vored by those crocodiles. Thing is crocodiles only have to eat like once every two weeks, but them lazing around in the between period doesn’t make for exciting footage.

To be honest I feel like this is a candle that’s going to burn bright too fast and the country will quickly fall into complacency.

Prove me wrong, America, prove me wrong.

CRT, DEI, “woke”, the right uses these interchangeably functionally for what the nazis called “Jewish science”.