Well they stopped giving him color pictures since the last time he just took a photo and tweeted it to show the world how bigly smart he is.

If they even hear about it.

He’s going to go a buy a Tesla tomorrow? I’m pretty sure he didn’t even keep the wrapped cybertruck that was gifted to him by those manosphere podcasters a while back.

Secret service are still just cops.

Don’t forget lucky that the officers didn’t start giving conflicting commands. Yelling “freeze” and “put your hands up” then shooting and later claiming “oh I thought he was reaching for a weapon, I feared for my life.”