Wait…does that mean Americans are currently consuming chicken thats been washed in chlorine?! How the FUCK is that up to scientific and health standards??

-looking for stories about how marijuana use has negatively impacted your life

“I-I just kept eating. Just kept going. A whole family sized bag of doritos. OH THE HORROR!!”

Ya know, a certain citizen gone president recently employed the tactic to avoid persecution for his crimes… Can we drag the Mangione case another 3 ish years so Luigi can declare for presidency? Then (based on precedent) his case has to stall until after the election.

Real pro tip, delete that shitty app and use something more feasible.

I see two names from my home state of NY that should be up for reelection pretty soon. Fucking garbage.

If I (someone who makes around $30,000 a year) owes anything CLOSE to 2 grand in federal taxes theyre gonna have to send the IRS after me to collect. 🤷 Sorry dumpy donnie.

The question remains: Why arent leftists willing to go the extra distance to meet their repu(gnant)blican opposition.