You know who a “buddy” is? A guy who goes to town and gets 2 blow jobs and brings one home for you.

An old guy I worked with used to say that. He’d get really mad if you called him buddy.

Sorry, we’re still only breaking treaties.

Well, you’re in luck. They’re actively scuttling the ship as we speak. Whether you’re going to like the new one remains to be seen. I have a feeling it will be much smaller and is already full.

Don’t worry, they’ll round up or down, but if you pay by card they get the exact amount.