The article that OP was trying to link to: https://pkinsight.com/assassins-creed-shadows-story/

I guess people didn’t get your reference: https://xkcd.com/936/

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Yes it’s utterly ridiculous. I don’t care, it’s still a masterpiece of absurdity to me. That 13% on RT is a shame.

Also how has it been 23 years since its release.

I wouldn’t say 81% fresh and a 7/10 are necessarily bad. I might rate it a little higher personally, but those are decent scores.

Though as Coaxil says, given curent events I’m not sure I can ever re-watch it. :(