$10,000 and my ass eaten? Sold.

The planes got too gay with each other

Oh hey, perfect timing, I just founded this new AI startup. Where do I sign up for the money please?

I am an illegal immigrant living in America and ICE will never get me

It is stated as 51% problematic, so maybe your coin flip was successful this time.

I don’t like the mental image that comes from the assumption behind this action:

Trump’s mouth is so wet that McDonalds paper straws aren’t strong enough hold up to his sucking

What a weird timeline we live in where a black man can make money selling half a million Nazi t-shirts to football fans.

A mere drop in the bucket when 77m have decided on a much worse course of action in another country.

Oh to be so rich that getting high at the dentist could result in buying superbowl ad space and shooting said ad immediately on selfie cam.

I probably wouldn’t use the ad space to sell a mega basic Nazi t-shirt though…

You need to see the corkboard with all the red string to see the full explanation.

Mind blowing. My mind is blown. Why aren’t people blaming Kamala for what Trump is doing? I just don’t get it.

It’s kind of funny to call yourself a patriot and then go to a convention with people from other countries, who also call themselves patriots, and then proceed to pat each other on the back about how good other countries are doing.

I think getting banned from Lemmy.ml communities is pretty normal for a sane person.

Trying to get someone to doxx themselves for no reason is much less sane.

Even if it’s a slim percentage win, you have to understand that as a European looking in, it is a wildly large number that voted for him. There are only a couple of countries in Europe (and actually only a couple on each continent) that have a population larger than that. For a lot of countries it’s 10x their population.

For most of us, that looks like an unfathomably massive percentage of idiocy.