I’ve just decided that the future isn’t worth it and I’m throwing all of them in the ocean.

What medium is the data already on?

At least you’re not a black Nazi, bud. Money doesn’t equal happiness. I bet he’s miserable.

This dude is off the fucking rails, batshit insane.

I’ll have you know that I am the king of spaghetti by birthright and you shall relinquish all of your noodles to me posthaste

Oui hon hon

That’s so cool

- no one

You will get only pickle.

That’s too much dry spaghetti at once what the fuck are you doing

May I offer you a delicious pickle, in these trying times?