Geez, it’s almost as if this is one of the most contagious pathogens known to humankind. If only there were some way to protect against it :'(

Hey, at least all the MAGAsites still love him. I guess there’s that…

bUt ThEn TeH cHiKkEnS wUd GeT aUtIsM aNd PpL wHo EaT tEh EgS wUd AlSo!!!1!!

I’ve heard bananas and applesauce are also egg alternatives for baking, probably just for confectionary dishes, though.

Here you go! https://itdoesnttastelikechicken.com/vegan-egg-yolk/

Edit: Here’s the vegan fried egg: https://www.noracooks.com/fried-vegan-eggs/

My SO has concocted some pretty nice vegan alternatives using black salt and tofu and mung beans and corn starch and various other ingredients and techniques. Definitely not a 1:1 to real eggs, but enough to get someone by if they don’t mind a change. Mostly scrambles and skillet sunnyside up kinda of eggs. The yolky dipping sauce is quite good and easy to make.

There’s a product that’s shaped like an egg, cracks like an egg, boils like an egg, fries like an egg? I haven’t heard of it. I’ve only heard of stuff like Just Egg, which is a scramble analog…analegg…wait, I think that’s something else…

Yup, XAig. As a bonus, it’d implant the necessary biostructures for a Neuralink system installation.

I love the idea of supplemental self sufficiency through family-scale animal husbrandy, especially with hens.

Unfortunately, this is an unintented consequence of doing that: https://www.cgpgrey.com/blog/americapox

I love me some Costa Rican-style beans and rice. It’ll be interesting to see what people will consume in lieu of eggs, should the price become prohibitive long-term.

Geez this country is really obsessed with eggs. Almost like it’s some kind of hard addiction.

At this point, I’m astonished no one has come up with some kind of synthetic egg that looks, acts, and tastes just like the real thing.

It appears a hen needs about 115g of feed a day to produce one 50g egg, so the product yield is less than half the input, plus all the other overhead like conditioned living space, water, antibiotics, lobbying for ag-gag laws against animal rights activists… I bet someone could come up with a more efficient way to make an egg. They could even call it something like “Aeg™” which could have some cute marketing meaning.

As foretold by the prophetical Team American: World Police

Reminds me of this cute lil short story: https://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/treks-end/

Potatoes for the Rockefellers, Carnegies, and Morgans, maybe. We have to forage for pinecones and dip them in reddish mud and/or blackish mud if we want anything close to resembling an Easter egg hunt.

Boo-urns!

Wow. I knew they were sick, but holy shit, I didn’t realize they were that sick.

People ain’t gonna do shit until it either kills their pocketbooks or they start dying themselves, in large numbers. And then they’ll find a way to blame it on those damn elite scientists.

To the United States! The cause of, and solution to, all the world’s problems.

My personal preference is to vote for a candidate 1) who has a chance of winning and 2) seems to embody the intelligence and moral character necessary to make difficult, potentially unpopular, decisions. Ideally they’re somehow smart and able enough to make unpopular decisions a little bit less unpopular. So, I guess this means smart, ethical, and charismatic. I feel like this is one of those cases where I get to pick two one of those traits, and it has to be charismatic.

A charged Li-Ion battery aflame is no joke, as we saw when it was the Galaxy Note 7. It’s a major concern for EVs catching fire in tunnels, parking garages, and ferries. They are SUPER HARD to extinguish- legacy techniques don’t really work.

Another example: In August of 2012, an explosion and fire occurred in one of the lithium-polymer batteries on the Foss hybrid tug CAMPBELL FOSS. - the reinstallation report

Here’s the report of the event itself: https://professionalmariner.com/battery-related-fire-damages-famed-hybrid-tug-puts-it-out-of-service/