Kairos

The discs actually last several hundred years.

Is this not a solved problem?

Oh FUCK

No

Oh he was “dragged”? Like, across the floor?

Hmmm. I guess.

That too

The solution to which is broadband competition.

Google did this and failed, epically. Thankfully they reverted it.

Not necessarily. Programmers are heavily influenced by the language they use. There’s a reason there’s so many JS frameworks.

edited my comment to include the excruciatingly obvious assumption.

Because only JS is able to do that in a web browser. Everything else is just a dependency tree.

Incorrect. They can already do that without more money.

Use it anyway.