I think this is too specific, as you mentioned. Why not broaden it to “a piece of literature they were not required to read”? You could talk about anything from wikipedia articles, to current news headlines or sci-fi books this way, and it shows where their curiosity lies.

How about “Pinto” - President in name/title only?

Since it’s vaguely related to Hispanic food, it’ll upset him more.

How’s your relationship with your daughter now?

How did she feel about you choosing to work instead of spending that time with her?

Red + Blue = Purple + White = … Lilac?

Lilacland?

Oh, interesting, you’re correct. I didn’t realize ‘intent to fraud’ was one of the requirements for it to be a felony. I saw one of the machines that uses the metal slugs and assumed they were all switching over because of that.

Those were alteady technically illegal because defacing money (even a penny) is a felony. Edit: see below comment

A bunch of them have already swapped out to use penny-sized metal blanks instead.

Yeah, yours is hypothetical. Good luck solving entropy.

“People have died long before Jack the Ripper. If we want to prevent death, you need for the root cause, which isn’t Jack”

We’re not trying to solve every case of data disappearing, but the large influx that has appeared as a direct result of Trump’s orders.

In case it’s not obvious, the root cause of that is Trump.