The armpits will be visible from space. Stay cool my Parisian homies.

And through a kid straw

Happy cake day

If India Really Cared?

With the Trailer Park Boys as the main characters. Bubbles as Han Solo.

Since the American full funeral family pack includes a $3000 “happy to be here” facial, the open casket is a must.

Unless that’s his entire CV because at 22 yo, because what could he have done to merit such a critical role in the government?

All work dignifies but not all work prepares you for nation impacting decisions.

Can you cook it and sell it? Like parboiled?

“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”

And give them an extra slice of bread if they cry from the shear “joy” of being near you.

For the bee

Beelionaire

And the number of remaining sprinkles once the donuts are removed are proportional to surface area and thus girth.

Should be the Wholesome News thread

My regular run of the mill butt plug drives the dogs nuts every time I rip a mean one.

I just hope they continue working on the air filtering butt plug because my friends and family are having a tough time being around me after dinner.

Egg.

Seems like you need more freedom.

Burying his ex wife in the bunker was only the 89th item on the 169 item long list.

So are we sending him over or what? Gotta take him now before he starts on the ozempic and then all you got is flabby skin and smelly feet.