don’t worry, soon nobody will be able to do anything financially and you’ll be free to raid and steal anything you need if you’re not afraid to get killed for it.
land if the free (to kill minorities and commies) home of the brave (snowflake Nazi terrorists)
you’re not wrong. unfortunately that’s not how legal sees it.
not sure what they’re snorting, but it must be good shit.
I don’t disagree with that, but there’s so many “wtf is this shit” moments that defy all logic and known practices.
like for example, six different branches of the same repo that deploy to two different environments in a phased rollout. branches 1-3 are prod, 4-6 are dev. phases go 3,1,2 for prod and 6,4,5 for dev. they are numbered as well.
also, the pipelines create a new bucket every build. so there’s over 700 S3 buckets with varying versions of the frontend…that then gets moved into…another S3 bucket with public access.
my personal favorite is the publicly accessible and non-access controlled lambdas with hard-coded lambda evocation URLs in them. lambda A has a public access evocation URL configured instead of using API Gateway. Lambda B has that evocation URL hard coded into the source that’s deployed.
there’s so much negligent work here I swear they did it on purpose.
I work for a fortune 500 company.
just recently lost a principal engineer that built an entire platform over the last four years.
just before they left I noticed they were using AI an awful lot. like…a lot a lot. like, “I don’t know the answer on a screen share so I’ll ask ChatGPT how to solve the problem and copy/paste it directly into the environment until it works” a lot.
they got fired for doing non-related shit.
it’s taken us three months, hundreds of hours from at least 5 other principal engineers to try to unravel this bullshit and we’re still not close.
the contributions and architecture scream AI all over it.
Point is. I’ll happily let idiots destroy the world of software because I’ll make fat bank later as a consultant fixing their bullshit.
the cfpb is gone. no need to bother with that. all prices will be rounded up to the nearest ten now.
two eyes, a brain, and a fucking pukse.
stop shilling for fascists.
edit: btw took a look at your history…very convincing btw.
they offered to buy Washington DC but it seems Russia beat them to it.
fuck you and your opinion! /s
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I’ll fly it and play the new anthem on repeat turned up to 11.
the new anthem?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DASLDeEIq44
can’t have words that would offend the Dumbfuckistanians, so no words at all.