Glad you agree on the correct pronunciation of schedule. Fuck the people that say schedule.

Ah, watergategate

They really do their best to avoid words like debt and loan. Those are serious words, this is just a bit of fun! Buy now pay later! 3 easy installments!

How do you know the wanker wasn’t related to you in some way?

I hate this attitude. “Never let your child out of your sight or they’ll immediately be kidnapped”.

You know they’re more likely to be abused by family than a stranger. By your rationale you should never allow family to see your children either.

It’s too similar. Can I suggest penext. Like penultimate

I was behind somebody in the queue at Screwfix who was asking for advice after their landlord had glossed the inside of their BATH. What a lunatic.

In particular she used a private jet for a 13 minute journey