There’s a bunch that turn out to be idiots just regurgitating the description of a creature they recently saw in a movie.

Clown college.

No, seriously.

I guess washing stainless steel is against their religion.

It’s been open one day and already flooded. That thing’s as much a death TRAP as it is a death camp. Which I imagine is on purpose, given how much the ghouls are salivating over the prospect of detainees becoming alligator chow.

Existence. It’s also a paradox because without existence it’s impossible to be either evil or necessary.

It’s a place where men are men and pigs are nervous.

Hamsters? I didn’t know y’all enough to trust you with cats or dogs outright.

It depends on if the Orange Jackass can get SCOTUS to greenlight striping his citizenship and deporting him. Given how things have been going lately, I’m not particularly optimistic.

It wouldn’t help, there’s an unstoppable army of fuckheads that blindly vote Republican no matter who it is. At this point I’ve just given up entirely.

My chromosomes. The X and Y work together in semi-functional unison to make me the man I am today.

Here come the Idiocracy memes in 3, 2, 1…

I don’t know, there were some good memes along the way.

Also it’s makes their metaphorical dicks hard. Maybe their literal dicks too, idk.

His ghoul squad is already scaring them off in droves. Stay clear of here everybody - America is now a fascist hell.

Good on you expats, may Europe treat you with the respect you deserve.

Trump doesn’t listen to your prayers, fuckheads.

Yeah he’s pretty goddamn stupid.

Yeah that’s easily $100 her could be pocketing himself.

How are so many people incapable of doing the literally most obvious and easy task of “do not fuck children” JFC.