The stock’s valuation makes no sense at all. A market cap of 38 billion on no revenue and declining growth?

Get fucked, Spez.

*Trumpflation

The phone call:

Putin: “Do what I say, bitch tits”

Trump: “Yes”

Uh-oh, is Mitch reaping the whirlwind?

It’s 5 o’clock somewhere!

”FIRST THINGS FIRST! ROUND UP ALL OF THE DALMATIONS!!!”, shrieked Gabbard.

I love this for him

That’s the neat part of being a blackout drunk in his position; he won’t remember any of this tomorrow morning.

TRUMPFLATION PART II: The End of America

Tim Cook

Tim Apple

Tim Pussy

So dumb. What a sniveling child.

F elon

The Eskimo bros

Picking up pennies in front of a steamroller

Last weekend it was the Mexico/Canada “25% tariffs” that he pussied out on and reversed his decision on both countries by Monday morning.

2nd week in a row he has tried to crash the market over the weekend for Monday morning.

I’m guessing all his hedge fund asshole/twat stain friends already purchased their puts and agent orange is providing the catalyst.

Pam (bottled) Blondi

Cybertrucks can’t hear very well. They have rust in their ears

F elon

USA is a shithole country circling the drain