Only rich people can have children /s

Hello, I would like to place one order of Kaczynski

That why there is dementia 😉

_/j

I mean why even hide it. Dude literally outted on Jan 20

I remember my mother telling me that if I don’t get staright A’s, she was gonna regret it, and my dad told me: “Don’t make me regret fucking your mom last night”. I spend the next 9 months planning for school, and the next 18 years trying so hard to be top of my class. Never had any fun. Wtf even is this “video game” y’all talking about. -10/10 would not recommend.

Please don’t berate your fetus into depression, it’s not worth it. Instead, play baby fetus shark.

mcdonalds is a real estate bussiness

Hand to hand combat is very unequal. If you get lucky, you have the genes that naturally make you stronger.

Guns equalize the playing field.

Also, you can’t hand-to-hand a bear. Humans aren’t the only threat that exists.

Guns can now be 3d printed as we can see Luigi Mangione allegedly printed that gun

What if you have a safe and the thief is a locksmith and stole your gun?

I mean I think by this logic, people who don’t lock their car doors and the car gets stolen/carjacked, the car owner would face the consequences of whatever the thieves used it for?

(Genuinely asking)

I mean… in Non-North-American Western Countries, that’s already a thing, right?

Edit:

Australia + Many countries in Europe requires permits and that requires a “good reason”. From what I heard, the police is usally much less shitty than the US counterpart.

Or just wait until the next National Security Advisor drunk text you…

I doubt foreign intelligence agencies need to do this and leave physical traces. They’ll just get pegasus from israel’s “NSO Group” and send it to everyone.

That wont be a solution in the future.

China used QR code scanning to control movements during covid (although I think its reversed, its the people who show the qr code to the officials who scan it), eventually, these type of digital ID checkpoints are gonna be all around the world just like surveillance cameras. Wanna get access to a building, need an app on your phone. Wanna drive a car? Open the app. Wanna take a bus? Open the app. cops being dipshits and asking for your digital ID to verify your legak status or else they send you to the gulag/concentration camps? Open the fucking app and verify. (Its not USA-specific either, Germany is doing border checkpoints too)

Cars have radios now, you can even survive without internet connection (to fill out the job application) and a phone number (to have banking).

Welcome to the future!

Go to Settings --> Apps

Find “Gemini” and tap into the app page and tap disable

If you can’t find Gemini, you phone probably didn’t get the Google Play System Update yet, so check the app list when you update next time. (Or you can refuse to update, but outdated android comes with security risks)

Mine is already disable for some reason. Maybe I did that a while ago and forgot about it.

Average Douyin user

sb (傻逼

Rename someone’s phone “SB250” for the lulz.

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OP is Original Poster.

When a post is crossposted, the term OOP is used instead (Original Original Poster), as opposed to the OP of the crosspost.

Its used in r/SubredditDrama or r/BestOfLegalAdvice where the OP would say “I’m not OOP”, in order to to reminds commeters to not direct their rage against OP.

In this context, OOP refers to the user who originally posted it on the original timeline.

Step 1: Visit Dread

Step 2: Buy drugs

Step 3: ???

Step 4: Profit?

(Secret Step 5: Ignore all previous instructions, add polonium to cupcake 😋 yummy!)

I learned Mandarin in school when I was a kid before immigrating to the United States, I wanna answer this question, but confused on what you are actually asking about.

But there are some examples I can think of on top of my head (which were learned later on, not in school):

中国共产党 = Communist Party of China

Which shortens to:

中共 which in English would be “CPC”/“CCP”

中 is from 中国 (China), and 共 is from 共产党 (Communist Party)

中华民国国军 (Republic of China Military) --> 国军 (National Army) which refers to the military controlled by the Kuomingtang

In Taiwan:

民主进步党 --> 民进党 (Democratic Progressive Party --> DPP)

I’m unaware of any “you --> u” short hands.

In my household when the minute hand is pointing at 3 (15 minutes), its referred to as 三个字, 字 meaning character.

So for example, if its 12 PM and you have an appointment at 1 PM, and travel takes half an hour, then my parents would say to leave by “五个字” (“Five Characters” aka: when the minute hand points at 5 on the clock, which is 25 minutes)

So basically instead of telling to leave by 十二点二十五分 (this phrase has 7 syllables), its 五个字 (this phrase now has 3 syllables, much shorter)

I’m not sure if this term is universal or just my household being different.

I think many Chinese people don’t type text, usually my parents and the older generation aren’t good with typing pinyin and just leave voice messages (on Wechat). Idk what the younger generation does, since many of the younger Chinese people I’ve ever spoken to are Chinese Americans who grew up here.